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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

javaadchrist:

liam - boy you take home to mama
louis - boy you sneak out at night with
zayn - boy you can’t stay away from
niall - the boy next door who has a crush on you
harry - your sister

badnooks:

hey date me

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

vernondaviscrying:

Boys over 6’0 are so important


“I think that as you grow up, as you get older, we can’t get bitter, we can’t get jaded.”
I think that as you grow up, as you get older, we can’t get bitter, we can’t get jaded.”

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music


It’s like I got this music in my mind and saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

It’s like I got this music in my mind and saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through